Martin is not in Madrid

Have you ever party on the roof? I don’t mean on a terrace. I mean real roof. I mean real red roof. I mean the thing that covers the house. I mean the thing you can touch, but you never did it. I mean the thing your parents or friends have replaced on their house. I mean the real red tiles. I mean 20 metres above the ground. I mean doing it very very late. I mean doing it at 3 in the morning. I mean to make mess all around the yard. I mean doing something exciting and new.

This is not real, right? It is!